Ten Things Not to Say to a Missionary on Furlough

  1. You’ve just come back? I didn’t know you had left.
  2. I can totally relate with your rainforest experiences. Being a missionary to art students here is a killer!
  3. Does your church have an app?
  4. I remember you wore that dress the last time you were here.
  5. Can you speak Puerto Rican?
  6. Have you ever ridden a lion?
  7. You smell like a missionary.
  8. Must be nice to have a 6-month vacation, eh?
  9. Do the natives have difficulty staying awake during your sermons?
  10. Could your wife wear a grass skirt for her solo?
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